Everyone thinks they know what married life is like until they get married.<\/p>\n
Is it hard?<\/p>\n
Is it easy?<\/p>\n
Is it magical?<\/p>\n
Is it mundane?<\/p>\n
What does married life really taste like?<\/p>\n
While we do not have any definitive answers because we still believe in the \u2018no two marriages are alike\u2019 dictum, Twitter does have a few hilarious insights. In fact, we might even go on to claim it has captured marriage perfectly. Take a look and laugh away:<\/p>\n
1. Because you promised to \u2018be there\u2026\u2019<\/p>\n
\nSorry. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Housy Wife (@wife_housy) July 17, 2015<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n2. Word.<\/p>\n
\nMarriage is just texting each other “Do we need anything from the grocery store?” a bunch of times until one of you dies.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) July 15, 2015<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n3. Coz unlike what they say, keeping score is important, eh?<\/p>\n
\nMy husband still talks about that one time he loaded the dishwasher correctly like it’s going to get our kids into Harvard.<\/p>\n
\u2014 momma unfiltered (@MommaUnfiltered) July 26, 2015<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n4. You gotta play smart\u2026<\/p>\n
\nMaking sure you’re the first to ask “what do you want for dinner” so you don’t have to be the one to decide. #marriedpeopleproblems<\/p>\n
\u2014 Michelle Ames (@michelleames) January 9, 2016<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n5. Married peeps, ya\u2019ll all vouch, right?<\/p>\n
\nThat moment when u look at the love of your life n think: I’d really like to punch u in the face right now. #MarriedPeopleIssues #TrueStory<\/p>\n
\u2014 Crystal Brankley (@cbbrankley) August 17, 2015<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n6. Coz some things never change\u2026<\/p>\n
\n#FridayNights Me: “Are we going out?” Her: “I don’t know, what do you want to do” until we fall asleep on the couch #MarriedPeopleIssues<\/p>\n
\u2014 Pej A. (@pazarm) January 8, 2016<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n7. #TrueLove or what?<\/p>\n
\n#MarriedPeopleIssues Working hard to get fit and your spouse is an enabler armed with ice cream and pizza.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Gwendolyn (@crankyfae) July 30, 2015<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n8. Truth does sting\u2026<\/p>\n
\nevery night they’re on separate laptops in the same room #MarriedPeopleIssues<\/p>\n
\u2014 Mark Warren (@bbchinigan) September 25, 2015<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n9. I almost thought\u2026\u2026\u2026..almost\u2026<\/p>\n
\nI don’t CARE where you put “it” just PLEASE put “it” back in the same place every time so I can find “it.” #MarriedPeopleIssues<\/p>\n
\u2014 DWilliamsmh (@DWilliamsmh) July 31, 2015<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n10. Yep, we do it for the dog. Same thing!<\/p>\n
\nCat purrs. “My cat” Cat frolics. “My cat” Cat misses litter tray. “Your cat” #MarriedPeopleIssues<\/p>\n
\u2014 Mike Lloyd (@DrMikeLloyd) January 9, 2016<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n11. The things marriage makes you do\u2026<\/p>\n
\nHusband: Are u wearing my socks again? Me: maybe\u2026 #MarriedPeopleIssues<\/p>\n
\u2014 Emily(Corcoran)Simms (@emily_simms81) January 9, 2016<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n12. Aha!<\/p>\n
\nYou maintain a silent competition to see who the dog loves more. #MarriedPeopleIssues<\/p>\n
\u2014 Judge You Harshly\u2122 (@JudgeYouHarshly) July 30, 2015<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n13. Look before you s(h)it? 😉<\/p>\n
\nNearly falling in the toilet at 3 a.m. because he left the seat up. Again. #MarriedPeopleIssues<\/p>\n
\u2014 Megan Gonzalez (@MegDGonzalez) July 30, 2015<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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\nSuggested read: 10 amazing things your first year of marriage teaches you<\/strong><\/p>\n
\n14. #RealProblems<\/p>\n
\nMarriage is just a series of prolonged pauses before one asks the other, “\u2026 Did you fart?”<\/p>\n
\u2014 Amanda M. Steiner (@amandamichl) September 19, 2015<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n15. That\u2019s some advice\u2026 or is it?<\/p>\n
\nYour husband shouldn’t stop dating you when you get married, and you shouldn’t stop getting ready for the date. #marriagelife<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bethany Jett (@BetJett) January 9, 2016<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n16. #NewAgeMarriage #MarriedLifeGoals<\/p>\n
\n“Will you like my Instagram I just posted please?” “Sure.” Married life. 💕<\/p>\n
\u2014 Josh Hafner (@joshhafner) December 29, 2015<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n17. How hard is it, really?<\/p>\n
\nWhen he leaves the dishes on the counter next to the sink. But not in the sink. Or the dishwasher. Every day 😭 #MarriedPeopleIssues<\/p>\n
\u2014 Linda Hoang (@lindork) January 9, 2016<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n18. Guess men, indeed, are from Mars and women from Venus!<\/p>\n
\nWife: Running low on clean underwear. Does laundry. Husband: Running low on clean underwear. Buys new underwear. #MarriedPeopleIssues<\/p>\n
\u2014 Laur_ren (@londonsma) January 9, 2016<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n19. @#$^%&*<\/p>\n
\nClothes on the floor right beside the empty hamper. 😒 #MarriedPeopleIssues<\/p>\n
\u2014 Michelle Lee (@GlitzyCoilz) January 9, 2016<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n20. Marriage is all about sharing, right? 😛<\/p>\n
\nThat moment when you realize neither of you remember whose toothbrush is whose #marriedpeopleproblems<\/p>\n
\u2014 Cole Furfaro-Strode (@colestrode) April 12, 2015<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n21. Husbands and kids- same!<\/p>\n
\nSend #husband to the store with the list HE asked for.. ten plus phone calls later and still not at the checkout line #MarriedPeopleIssues 😑<\/p>\n
\u2014 breeanna perkins (@BsmallsB29) January 10, 2016<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n22. Marriage is overwhelming\u2026<\/p>\n
\nDreading laundry day because you know it means folding abandoned crap in the dryer from the previous laundry day\u2026. #MarriedPeopleIssues<\/p>\n
\u2014 Katie Kelley (@heyheykatiek) January 9, 2016<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n23. When in bed\u2026 that\u2019s not the only thing you do\u2026<\/p>\n
\nWife: You wanna share a seltzer (can) with me? Me: Sure! Definition: Get up and get me a drink. #marriedpeopleissues #marriedlife<\/p>\n
\u2014 Kirk-Alert (@rello000) August 20, 2015<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n24. \u2026but you can\u2019t always do what you want to do either\u2026<\/p>\n
\nBeing forced to stop reading “The Martian” because “WTF its 3 a.m. can you turn off your light?” #MarriedPeopleIssues #itsareallygoodbook<\/p>\n
\u2014 Andy Domek (@AndyDomek) August 1, 2015<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n25. Because what is growth, if not this\u2026<\/p>\n
\nWhen married w\/ small children, TV shopping is basically a date. #momlife #marriedpeopleissues<\/p>\n
\u2014 Dayna Muttaqi (@msDaynaM) January 9, 2016<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n26. Me neither.<\/p>\n
\n“I can’t wait to take a hot shower, get in bed with you, and work on my latch hook.” Hunh. Not where I thought that was going. #marriedlife<\/p>\n
\u2014 Sacha Brady (@zigged) December 31, 2015<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n27. Ohh, the questions that make you wonder\u2026<\/p>\n
\nShould we really be spending $1000 at Costco? We don’t have kids. #marriedpeopleissues<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u2022\u00b0Morgan\u00b0\u2022 (@morganhitt) July 30, 2015<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n28. By each other in sickness and health\u2026 😛<\/p>\n
\nMe: Dang, how’d I manage to marry up? Esther: I want to pop that pimple. #marriedlife pc:\u2026 https:\/\/t.co\/7T2jQ1V7NK<\/p>\n
\u2014 Jacob Fu (@jacobthefu) January 7, 2016<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n29. Why can\u2019t you?<\/p>\n
\nMe: “Honey, how long have these clothes been wet in the washer?” Him:”Can you just restart it?” #MarriedPeopleIssues<\/p>\n
\u2014 DeniOsborne January 9, 2016<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n30. Truth be spoken\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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